Pier 1 Imports Unveils New Self-Defense Vase For Smashing Onto Head Of Home Invader

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FT. WORTH, TX—Calling it the ideal accent piece for safeguarding one’s property, Pier 1 Imports unveiled Wednesday a new self-defense vase for smashing on the head of a home invader.

TheOnion.com: Pier 1 Imports Unveils New Self-Defense Vase For Smashing Onto Head Of Home Invader

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